![]() You’re doing laps in the parking lot and you can’t find the exit. It’s not a good idea ’cause like I say, You know when you’re drunk. You just gotta be careful, you know.Īnd if you’re gonna drink and you are thinking about driving, don’t do it. Don’t talk to me there! You talkin’ shit too? That’s what I say. I’m, like– What’s the matter? Hey! You said you could hang. And when I drink, I only drink like regular alcohol. You know when I’m drunk you hear something like Woo! I’m going running. People, when they get drunk they say things they don’t mean. You know that guy, right? Shh, hey! Mere. We’re either the I love you guy, I hate you guy, or the “mere” guy. We get loaded, we turn into one of three people. But yeah, man, drinking here in town, you gotta be careful ’cause some people can handle alcohol. And for everybody watching at home, going, What the hell is Oildale? Yeehaw! But I still love it, guys, I still love it. And here in Bakersfield, man, it’s no different, man. You gotta make ’em, you know, I made a cop laugh so hard one time, he almost peed on himself. If you can make a cop laugh, they will work with you. They got me outside, (male voice over bullhorn) What are you doing? Walking. ![]() You gotta be careful ’cause the Police here in Bakersfield, they don’t mess around. I have– I have way too many good memories here, man, some of them are kind of blurred because I was. And I know some of you are looking at the background going, Okay, then if he’s showing Bakersfield love, how come he has a picture of Hawaii? And just so you know, that’s not a picture of Hawaii, that’s a picture of the The Bluffs here in Bakersfield. Yeah, well, a lot of people around say, Where are you gonna do your special? When you get to do your special, where you gonna do it? And a couple people say, Well, are you gonna do it in New York, in L.A.? And I said You know, L.A., New York wasn’t where I got my start, in 1997, my first theater performance was right here on this very stage. I can’t thank you guys enough for making this a completely sold-out house here– at the Fox Theater. Thank you! Thank you! Wow! Oooh! Oh, yeah, I have no pressure. (male announcer) Ladies and gentlemen! From Bakersfield, California, Gabriel Iglesias. ![]()
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